| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Wysteria
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.441 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nak nak's national animal is the Elvis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is NakNakism, and its currency is the Storm.
Nak nak is ranked 1st in Wysteria and 2nd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.













































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago
- 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. - 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. - 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. - 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Nak nak with a very polite populace. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, the government is cracking down on subversive groups. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Nak nak, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.






