| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Rushmore
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Kingdom and United Provinces of Krytenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Tristan I with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.479 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.
The Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, and employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the Wild Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Anglicanism, and its currency is the argental.
Krytenia is ranked 4th in Rushmore and 6,181st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

















































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago
- 3 days 1 hour ago:
Krytenia was endorsed by
The United Federation of Socialist States Owen. - 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Krytenia, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers. - 8 days ago:
Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry. - 9 days ago:
Krytenia was endorsed by
The Federation of Baltskandio. - 9 days ago:
Krytenia lodged a message on the Rushmore Regional Message Board. - 9 days ago:
Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 12 days ago:
Krytenia lodged a message on the Rushmore Regional Message Board. - 13 days ago: Following new legislation in
Krytenia, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows. - 15 days ago:
Krytenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided. - 18 days ago:
Krytenia was endorsed by
The United Provinces of Carmadin.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 (
Nethertopia,
Darmen,
Mangolana,
Polar Islandstates,
Michael VII,
Carmadin,
Baltskandio,
Socialist States Owen)






